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Jan. 9th, 2005 @ 10:19 pm I got a man.. whatcher man got ta do wit, me?
So Mom took us to the park today. it was lots of fun. I have a new boyfriend.. don't tell dad but hes a Great Dane. (schweet)


He's so dreamy.


I really think he likes me.


Here he is chashing some my girlfriends and my sister. Shes such a cockblock.


Max really has a pretty nice can. It smells like beefjerky and mushrooms sometimes though.


So thats me in the water. Stupid Indiana Jones won't go near it. "eww its too salty, mehh it'll make my fur and nasty" Shes such a priss.


Its must be nice to be all tall and skinny huh? well tall and thin can get it in Indie, but short and fat is where its at.


Heres Taylor cathing a frisbee, I could do that if I wanted to. I just don't feel like it yet.


Little miss priss all tired after a few hours at the park, heh. what a punk.


Shut up.


Dude, dad makes the best fires. That shit was toasty.


I hate this one, it makes my butt look huge.


Sometimes Indie is a pretty good big sister.. shes all warm and stuff. But thats probably because shes such a heffer.


We soo tired moms ass out. She can't even hang. We showed her.
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Jan. 6th, 2005 @ 09:02 pm Liver wiz, to the max.
So look what dad brought home for me and Indi

its soo good. Its like liver.. but in wiz form.

Oh I just can't even tell you. Like maybe the next time Max comes over he can have some. I'd give some to carlie.. but not that mean old taylor. shes always making gramma teeth at me.

I guess we aren't alowed on the bed anymore until Indie gets her who fixed. I gues she got it taken out when she was too young. and now her.. heh she has urethral sphincter problems.
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Jan. 3rd, 2005 @ 09:06 am oh my god oh my god.
I almost caught the cat. the big one. with gray spots.

Also dad put us on adult food now. ::wink wink:: large breed. I'm gonna get totally ripped.
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Dec. 30th, 2004 @ 09:33 am Yarrow orWwr
Sorry I haven't been updating lately. I thought mom and dad were catching on for a minute there.
Not much has been going on.

but like woah. the other day. it was crazy. all of this stuff came out of the air. like all these little white treats. Indi says she's seen it before. but not me. and it must be something good cuz' mom and dad took us down to the park so we could go play with it and eat some.


Man this stuff tatses soo good.



Dad says i'm pretty.



This stuff is some good stuff. I wonder what they call it.



Please give me treats?




I like the park.




Here my dumb sister Indi, she kept biting my ears untill I said I'd put a picture of her up.
What a baby.

Welp, my butt itches i'm going to go see if I can't drag it along the floor for a bit.
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Dec. 26th, 2004 @ 10:56 am Hangover.
So I'm not sure what happened lastnight.

We were playing, and mom came home from hunting and all she had was two little rock thingies, and she gave me and my sister one, then we were playing then all of a sudden autn christina picked me up and I was sniffing some max, then bam, I woke up this morning in bed with dad? I had some crazy dreams about not being able to walk right and bumping into stuff, Indiana jones is saying the same thing, its weird.
Man, I don't even understand christmas. I get gifts, but the make me passout? I don't know. Well back to destuffing my presents and making a mess
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Dec. 25th, 2004 @ 09:01 am Omy god oh my god oh my god.
so like mom came home last night, and she smelled like taylor and carlie, and oh my god she had like two big bags.. shes a really good hunter. her and dad are awesome, they leave for maybe a hour and always come back with stuff. thats way better than some of the moms and dads on the animal tv show. so i got a bag of greenies and so did my sister, and i got a squeeky ball and a spikesy footbal and a tugga-bear and a tennis ball and a rope toy and the best was a pikture aunt sue made of me and my sister. its awesome i told dad to put it in our dog house when we get one when we move out of this crummy condominimum

i'm going to try to get into the trash today. we did that the other day and it was awesome. I got some barbeque sauce, and some paper towels. it was awesome. i'm gunna go chek out some of my new toys.. i'll see fi indie wants to plat tugga-bear with me.
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Dec. 24th, 2004 @ 11:42 pm Merry Christmas.
I don't really know what going on here. But its pretty exciting. I'm going to go find on of moms bra's and see how much of it I can fit in my mouth. Maybe I can get Indi to help. Man, those things are stretchy.
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